#ask bill s preston esquire

[theaceofshovels]

they're not THE smiling friends but they sure are smiling

RIGHT I’ll bend the rules but only for you pookie bear.

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

tgese pictures haunt me every day what the fuck was this for theres no reason for this to behappening im so scared

[killercardiagn]

Ash and Danny got us watching Bill and Ted so I uh

[ria-coolgirl]

Awesome 🤩

Hold onnnnn waitwaitiwaitiwt - you mentioned PROM in your other ask ahhhhhh what would Tammy's prom dress look like? 🤩🤩🤩

Ive actually been searching JUST for once I ever got this ask 😭😭 But don't she'd wear those super extravagant sparkly ruffly 80s prom dresses, and she's sooo nervous that what she wears is too simple kinda bland... AND THEN SHE WALKS OUT IN THIS

And she's getting all nervous and panicked cause Bill and Ted are speechless and when she asks if she looks OK, all they say is:

SHE ALSO ISNT WEARING HER GLASSES LIKE THE CLICHE OF THE 'Pretty Girl without glasses'

BUT LIKE-

TED TAKES THEM FROM HER HAND AND PUTS THEM BACK IN HER FACE AND THEY JUST NOD TO EACH OTHER WITH DORKY GRINS AS IF SHE FORGOT TO PUT THEM BACK ON 🥺🩷🩷

[britany1997]

Hey.. no clue if you do smut for the LOSTBOYS, but this one is for my silent boy Dwayne.

(Male) reader who dresses a lot like Bill. S Preston Esquire (cropped t-shirts, flannel And colorful jeans) meets Dwayne after bumping into him on the boardwalk and let’s just say things get a bit.. ✨Spicy✨ your David smut was magical btw!<3

Use Your Words

Dwayne x Male reader who dresses like Bill S. Preston Esq.

Hi! Thank you so much for requesting!

I haven’t written any smut yet so I think you may be thinking of @misslavenderlady ‘s hypnokink smut with David that I reposted:)

This is my first request ever so I hope you like it!

Warnings: SMUT minors DNI, handjob, daddy kink

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After years of pinching every penny you could, spending your days mowing lawns and washing cars, you had finally saved enough money to travel to Santa Carla. Most people new Santa Carla as the murder capital of the world, you knew it as the thrifting capital of the world.

Ever since you could remember you had been obsessed with clothes. You were kind of a shy guy, so it was easier to express yourself through what you wore rather than what you said…or didn’t say for that matter. You couldn’t wait to comb through the racks and racks of cozy flannels, colorful jackets, brightly colored tops, and whatever else Santa Carla had to offer.

You headed down to the boardwalk where you knew the best selections would be. You flitted from store to store combing for hidden gems in the sea of pieces. It was getting late as your scouring was coming to an end for the night. You walked along the boardwalk to your car with bags full of great finds, including a bunch of vintage Adidas tees you planned on cropping yourself, when you collided with a…brick wall?

No wait, that wasn’t a wall, it was…a stunningly attractive man? His brown eyes narrowed in confusion as he looked you up and down. You blushed as you realized you had just collided with his incredibly toned, bare chest. You sputtered put an apology as you tried to slide past him but he gripped your arm loosely. “Where are you running off to? Don’t you know it’s not safe to be alone in Santa Carla at night? It is the murder capital of the world after all.” You shot him a confused look as you glanced down at your watch. It flashed 2:48am and your jaw dropped. “I didn’t realize it was so late,” you said, have to the man and half to yourself. “I better get back to my hotel.”

“Hotel?” He asked, “you’re just visiting?”

“Yeah, flew in this morning, I head back on Thursday.” You replied.

“Well if you’re only in Santa Carla for a few days, you can’t waste your time sleeping.” He said. “Why don’t I take you around instead?”

“I don’t even know your name,” you stated

“My name’s Dwayne,” he told you, “let me show you the best that Santa Carla has to offer.”

You felt a sudden rush of adrenaline at his offer. Something inside of you was screaming to accept and let the gorgeous man take you around. ‘Fuck it’ you thought to yourself, ‘I’ll sleep when I’m dead.’ “Sure Dwayne,” you said, “show me the best Santa Carla has to offer.”

That was how you found yourself pressed against the wall of the grimiest alleyway you had ever seen. Dwayne had you completely caged in by his broad shoulders and strong arms. He was palming you though your jeans with one hand, and massaging your exposed abs with the other. A moan fell from your lips as he leaned forward to nip at your neck, leaving red marks in his wake. Dwayne was a big guy, you were overwhelmed by him, his frame pressed against you, his scent all around you, his touch all over you, it was intoxicating. Dwayne, as if he could read your mind, chuckled into your neck as he continued to kiss and bite at you. “Please Dwayne,” you whispered as you moaned, “I need more please.” “What do you need baby?” Dwayne asked, still latched onto your neck, his tone teasing. You shivered at the nickname. “I- I want you to touch me,” you said shyly, “please.” Dwayne let out another laugh as he continued to palm you. “But I am touching you,” he replied. You let out a frustrated sigh.

“Yes but…but touch me more.”

“More how?”

“You know how.”

“How can i know if you don’t tell me? c’mon baby, use your words, I know you can do it.”

His condescending tone made your toes curl. You opened your mouth to ask for what you wanted, but before you could get the words out, Dwayne’s tongue was shoved down your throat. You moaned into his mouth as your eyes fluttered shut. He took the hand that had been on your abs and used it to capture both your wrists and hold them against the wall. He stopped palming you to unbutton your jeans, chuckling as you whimpered at the lost contact. He pulled away leaving you breathless. “Aw baby,” he said, “cat got your tongue?” Dwayne pouted at you mockingly. Making you flush red as the jeans you were wearing. “That’s ok sweet boy,” he whispered while stroking your cheek, “daddy knows what you need.”

He pulled your jeans and boxers down to your ankles, freeing your hardened cock to slap against your stomach. He put his thumb over the tip, smearing the bead of pre-cum that had appeared, over the head of your shaft. His fingers curled around your length, stroking you slowly with one hand, while he rid you of your cropped top with the other. You whimpered and gasped at the feeling of his huge hand around you. He stroked you firmly, his expert fingers working you slowly.

His slow pace wore on you as you found yourself again wanting more. You whined and bucked up into his hand, silently begging him to speed up his strokes. He squeezed you a bit, making you gasp in ecstasy, but did nothing to increase his pace. “Pleaseeee” you begged. “Please what baby? I thought we talked about this. I can’t read your mind now can I?” Dwayne asked you with a smirk. Tears were forming at the corner of your eyes as Dwayne continued his ministrations. You knew exactly what you wanted, but for some reason, when you opened your mouth, the words couldn’t make it past your lips. All you could do was let out an exasperated whimper. Dwayne sighed mockingly and clicked his tongue. “Such a shy boy, let daddy take care of you.”

Dwayne sped up his strokes and started to fondle your balls while keeping enough of his body weight on you to keep you pinned against the wall. He relatched onto your neck while you moaned. “Being such a good boy for daddy, letting him take care of you like this.” He whispered against the shell of your ear. You flushed and panted at his words as you felt your orgasm building. With each stroke you felt yourself getting closer and closer to the edge. As if Dwayne could sense it, he leaned into your ear again and whispered “wanna cum baby? You gonna cum for daddy?” You moaned, “yes daddy, m’ gonna cum.” You gasped as thick ropes of cum sprayed from your cock into Dwayne’s hand. You slumped against the wall, painting from the intensity of your orgasm, Dwayne was an artist with his hands. “Dwayne,” you breathed, “I need to feel you inside me.” Dwayne smirked as he manhandled you onto all fours. “I thought you’d never ask.”

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[mannytoodope]

Ted: Whoa!

Both: Not bad.

Rufus: Greetings, my excellent friends.

Ted: Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?

Rufus: Well, perhaps we could ask them. Bill S. Preston, Esquire, and Ted Theodore Logan. Gentlemen, I'm here to help you with your history report.

Ted: What?

Bill: How?

Rufus: I hate that part.

Ted: Bill?

Bill: What?

Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

[ringa-starr]

Bill and Ted: Rock-A-Bye-Bivalve

Hi everyone! I am so excited to share my new fic with you guys! Well, old-new I guess. This has been sitting on my computer for the longest time now and I finally got around to finishing the first part! I've decided this is going to be two-parter and the second part will be even more exciting!

Not only am I trying to get back into the Bill and Ted fandom, I'm also trying to get back into writing and I think I'm getting there, slowly but surely.

Anyways I'll quit rambling. I really hope you guys enjoy this first part and please feel absolutely free to like, reblog, follow and comment.

Be Excellent to Each other and Party on Dudes!

-Deidra

Words: 3.3K

“No more pencils, no more books!” Bill S. Preston Esquire cried out happily as he and his best friend Ted “Theodore” Logan ran out the front doors of San Dimas High before jumping down the small flight of stairs in front of the school.

Ted jumped to the ground after Bill, his long, dark hair flying up as he did so, a wide, excited smile that matched his best friends on his face. “No more teacher’s dirty looks!” Ted finished the rhyme before he and Bill did their signature guitar move.

It was the last day of school and Bill and Ted were more than ready for three months of nothing but rest and relaxation. They deserved it after all…the boys had to work their butts off in order to earn the ‘C’ averages they made in all their classes.

“Just think, Dude!” Bill exclaimed as he and Ted walked side-by-side on the sidewalk in the direction of Bill’s house.

“Three whole months of nothing but sleep, tv, video games and-“Ted smirked at his best friend, knowing good and well where he was going with this.

“-ROCK N ROLL!” the boys cried in unison before jumping up and playing air guitar again.

By this time, the two were just a couple feet away from Bill’s house, Bill taking his house key out of his pants pocket, not wanting to waste a single second of vacation time.

As Bill slid in the key to unlock the front door, the excitement he felt was almost overwhelming, Ted feeling the exact same way as he practically bounced on the soles of his shoes. 

“What should we do first?” Ted wanted to know, as if taking the question straight from his best friend’s mind.

The two walked inside, smiles on their faces as they collapsed on the living room couch.

“Watch MTV? Go relax by the pool? Go out to the garage and have a most excellent jam session?”

Before Bill could answer, however, his tv suddenly switched on by itself, their mentor and friend from the future Rufus on the screen in front of them.

“Hello, my most excellent friends”, Rufus greeted his two teenage companions.

Bill and Ted snapped their heads in the direction of Rufus’s voice.

“Rufus?” the boys questioned in unison; voices full of confusion.

“What are you doing in Bill’s TV?” Ted asked, a goofy grin forming. “Are you auditioning for one of those singing contests shows?” 

Rufus chuckled and slightly shook his head. “Not this time, Ted”, he replied, the smile on his face slowly fading.

In unison, he held up a piece of paper in either hand, the look on his face stern.

“I’ve been looking over your final report cards”, Rufus explained, “and it seems as if you two only passed your classes by a hair.”

“Not a problem, Rufus”, Bill assured his friend with a confident look that matched the tone in his voice as he leaned back against the couch.

He put his feet up on the coffee table before continuing.

“My pal Ted and I just need a bit of a vacation from our everyday learning environment. By the time school starts again, we’ll be ready for some learning!”

The goofy smile returning to his face, Ted happily nodded in agreement only for Rufus to softly chuckle and shake his head in disbelief.

“I wish I could say I believe you, William '', Rufus told the curly blonde, a small filing cabinet now beside him. He opened it up and skimmed through a few file holders until he came across what he was looking for, pulling out a small stack of papers from one of the files.

“But it looks as if your report cards of the past say otherwise.” Bill and Ted glanced at each other, looks on their faces matching that of two kids who were being scolded by their parents.

“It’s because of this”, Rufus went on, “that I have decided that you two don’t really need a summer vacation this year- “ 

“No way!” Bill and Ted interrupted in unison, absolute horror in their voices.

“Yes way”, Rufus mocked their exclamation calmly, a smirk slowly forming on his face. “Instead, I think this would be a great opportunity for the two of you to learn a lesson in responsibility that will make the concern of your schoolwork seem as simple as tying your shoes.”

Bill and Ted gave each other a nervous look. There was no telling the kind of thing Rufus would have them do!

“F-For the whole summer?” Ted stammered, fear taking over his whole body.

Rufus nodded. “For the whole summer”, he confirmed. 

“What about our parents?” Bill wanted to know. “How are we going to do what you want us to do without them finding out?”

“I’ve already taken that into consideration”, Rufus told the boys. “I have arranged for your parents-“he looked at Ted “-and your brother, Ted, a three month trip to Hawaii.”

At this bit of news, Bill and Ted slowly exchanged looks of shock, the eyes wide and jaws agape.

“Bogus!” Bill exclaimed.

“Most heinous!” Ted agreed.

“I’m sorry, gentlemen”, Rufus told them sincerely, “but I feel as if this is the only way you two are going to learn.” “Not only that”, the older man was quick to add, “but this will also teach you two about the true meaning of teamwork.”

Now came the dreaded question. “Well, what do we have to do, Rufus?” Bill asked.

At the question, Rufus smiled. “I’m glad you asked, Bill”, he replied as he looked down at his watch. “You should find out right about…”

As if on cue, Bill and Ted’s heads snapped up in attention at the sound of a knock at Bill’s front door.

“…now”, Rufus finished his sentence.

Nervously, Bill stood up and answered it, Ted on his heels. 

“Hello?” Bill asked, sticking his head out the door and looking from left to right, only to see that no one was standing on his front steps.

“Bill!” Ted cried after a couple moments; his eyes wide with surprise as something sitting on the front porch caught his attention. “Look!” He pointed to the object sitting at Bill’s feet.

Looking down, the blonde saw something small wiggling around underneath a small, light blue blanket which fit perfectly inside a small basket. Eyes wide with a mixture of surprise, wonder, and confusion, Bill slowly and carefully bent down, picking up the basket.

The blonde then slowly and carefully took a bit of the tiny blanket in his fingertips before slowly pulling it back only slightly, a bundle of blonde curls that matched his own coming into view, the face of a tiny human following close behind with chocolate brown eyes staring back into his green ones. 

The tiny creature’s mouth was formed in a small ‘o’ of the same confusion, wonder, and surprise that filled the teen who was holding him. “Dude!” Ted gasped. “That’s a baby!” 

In that instant, a wave of panic rushed over Bill and he nearly jumped clear out of his skin when Rufus’ voice could be heard again. “You are correct, Ted”, the older man said from his spot inside Bill’s television with a knowing smile. “Gentlemen, say hello to little Keanu Alexander. You two are going to be his parents for the summer.” 

“What?!” Bill and Ted exclaimed in unison, their eyes almost bugging out of their heads. Rufus nodded, holding his ground. 

“Thanks to the technology of the future”, he explained. “I took half of your DNA’s and put them together to create the baby you see before you.” 

At this piece of information, Bill and Ted gave each other awkward looks before looking back at Rufus who immediately smiled and shook his head. “Now I know what you two are thinking”, he told them, “but this is just a project for you guys to learn that there are some responsibilities harder than doing well in school and maybe by the end of the summer, you guys will have learned a thing or two from this experience.” 

He clasped his hands together, his smile getting slightly larger. “Now that that is settled, I’ll leave the two of you to decide what your next step is going to be. Best of luck, my most excellent friends.”

And with that, Bill’s tv switched off and the house went silent.

Bill and Ted each looked at the baby Bill was holding in complete silence before Ted nervously rubbed the back of his neck. “So, what do we do now?” he asked. 

Bill shrugged. “I don’t know, Dude”, he replied before an idea hit him moments later. “Hey! I think there is some of my old baby stuff in the attic! Let’s go see if we can find it!

“Excellent!” Ted agreed. 

Bill carefully put baby Keanu back in the basket and picked it up by the handle before following Ted up to the very top floor of his house.

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Pulling on the pull chain, the dark attic was suddenly filled with light, boxes upon boxes among other antiques and items of all kinds from all parts of the attic greeted the two teens.

“Whoa!” Ted gasped as he and Bill walked further inside. “This looks like my uncle’s storage room!” 

Bill said nothing as he walked to the very back of the attic where he saw several boxes stacked on top of each other, some labeled BILL’S BABY CLOTHES and BILL’S BABY TOYS among other things.

Bill smiled widely. “Ted!” he called. “Over here, dude!” Ted hurried over to Bill’s side and smiled just as wide as his friend. “Alright!” he cried. “Let’s get moving!” He took a couple of the smaller boxes in his arms and started to walk towards the ladder which led to the second floor.

It was only then that a new realization hit Bill when he heard Keanu sneeze from the basket. Frowning, Bill gently set the basket down and picked up the tiny infant who, he now saw, was wearing only a diaper. Ted looked over his shoulder when he did not hear Bill’s footsteps behind him. “What’s wrong, Bill?” he asked.

“How are we going to watch the baby and get these boxes down at the same time?” Bill thought out loud. Setting down the boxes, Ted began to think until suddenly…”I got it!” Ted cried. “Why don’t I bring the boxes down while you stay downstairs with the baby?” “Ted! Great thinking, Dude!” Bill praised his friend, causing Ted to smile happily.

Bill then spotted the few pieces of his crib sitting against the side of the attic. “I’ll put the baby in my room”, he said, “and then I’ll come back for my old crib. Then I can have it set up when you have the rest of the stuff ready!” “Excellent!” the boys exclaimed in unison, playing air guitar. Well, Bill played air guitar as best he could. This caused Keanu to start laughing, Bill and Ted giving him a smile.

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“Well, that’s the last of it, Bill”, Ted announced as he put down the final box among the few others in his best friend’s room before wiping the sweat off his forehead. “Phew!” Ted sighed as he slumped down on Bill’s bed, lying on his back. It was only then that he noticed something was slightly different. Smiling wide, Ted sat up and saw that Bill’s old crib was set up against the wall in front of him.

“Hey!” he cried. “You finished it!”

“Yep!” came Bill’s voice as he walked down the hallway, “and this little dude is ready for anything!” Bill entered the room with a now fully dressed baby Keanu in his arms. 

The baby was dressed in one of Bill’s old baby outfits: a white onesie with a black bow-tie below the collar, the words Ladies, I have arrived below it with the word arrived in black cursive font. Tiny black socks covered the baby’s equally tiny feet as well.  

“You look most excellent, Little Dude!” Ted told Keanu before ruffling his curls, causing the baby to babble happily and reach his little arms out to Ted. Smiling, Ted gently took the baby from Bill and began playing with him as he talked to him in baby talk.

It was only five minutes into playtime that Keanu suddenly started crying loudly. “Ted!” Bill cried. “What did you do, Dude?” 

“What?” Ted cried. “I-I didn’t do anything Bill! I was just playing with him and he started crying! I swear!” Bill knew he was wrong to accuse his best friend like that, but the baby’s cries caught him completely off guard.

Keanu’s cries were now getting louder. “What do we do?!” Ted asked in a panic as he began to gently rock the baby. “Uhhhh ….ummm”, Bill stammered, trying to come up with an idea and quick. Doing the very first thing that came to mind, Bill started making funny noises with faces to match. 

“Blah-blah-blah! Look at the funny face!” the teen said as he rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue. “Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo! Look at the funny face!” His face beginning to get a little sore after a few minutes and with the baby’s cries not letting up, Bill decided to admit defeat. However, Ted was not giving up so easily.

“Maybe he’s hungry”, the teen spoke his thoughts out loud. “Oh, bogus!” Bill cried, suddenly remembering something. So that’s what his dad wanted him to do this afternoon! “We don’t have any milk!” 

He began digging through his pants’ pockets for the tiniest bit of money, even checking his socks and shoes a couple times, but he had nothing. “You got any money, Ted?” Bill asked, a slightly desperate tone in his voice. Ted began checking his own pockets after handing the baby to Bill. “Sorry, dude”, he said. “I’m broke.”

“What can we feed him then?” Bill wanted to know. At the question, Ted’s face brightened, his wide, goofy grin on his face. “I know just the thing!” he cried with confidence, running down to the kitchen before Bill could ask anything else.

Hearing Ted fishing around in the kitchen cabinets moments later, Bill gently began to rock little Keanu to help soothe him at least a little. “Shh shh shh shh” Bill softly whispered in the baby’s ear, beginning to pace his bedroom floor. “It’s all gonna be ok. Ted will be back any minute with something for you to eat.”

As soon as he had finished that sentence, Bill’s eyes went a little wide at the sound of…the microwave running? ‘Oh’, he thought with a smile, relieved that his best friend had found something for the little dude. ‘Ted probably found some canned milk Missy keeps in the kitchen sometimes for her ‘beauty treatments.’

Bill was about to finish his seventh lap around the room when he heard Ted’s footsteps rushing down the hall and into his bedroom. Slightly out of breath with the smile still on his face, Ted showed Bill what he had come up with.

“Veggie burger!” he cried happily. Bill glanced down at the paper plate in his best friend’s hand and sure enough there sat a leftover veggie burger from the Preston’s dinner last night.

“Dude!” Bill proclaimed. “Babies don’t eat veggie burgers! They can’t even chew them!”

“You’re right Bill!” Ted replied before facepalming himself with his free hand. “I don’t even know what I was thinking!” 

With that, Ted took the veggie burger from the plate and took a big bite out of it, chewing it slowly for several moments.

“I’ll just chew it for him!” he cried happily though a mouthful of burger before giving a couple more good chews and opening his mouth, aiming the chewed-up veggie burger at little Keanu’s mouth.

“Ted!” Bill cried in a disgusted voice. “Dude, that's so disgusting!” Ted swallowed the chewed-up burger in his mouth. “Birds do it!” he informed Bill. “Does he look like a bird to you?” Bill snapped before shaking off the frustration he was feeling.

“Okay”, Bill said after clearing his head for a moment. “Let’s think of something else…”

As Bill was coming up with a new solution, a strong, foul smell met Ted’s nostrils.

“How about chili?” Bill finally suggested.

Ted gently took the baby from his best friend again as if he wanted to inspect something. Carefully looking in the baby’s diaper, all of Ted’s suspicions were now confirmed.

“Oh, most heinous!” he cried. “Looks like he already had chili, Dude!”

“Ugh!” Bill groaned in disgust as he pinched his nose closed with the tip of his thumb and pointer finger. “Did you see any diapers in those boxes, Ted?”

Ted nodded, walking over to Bill’s six-shelves dresser, and opening the third one from the top where a couple neatly folded stacks of Pampers diapers greeted him.

"Hold on just one second", Ted told his best friend with a smile as he carefully laid the baby on Bill's bed. Not even three minutes later, little Keanu's crying had stopped and Ted hugged the giggling baby close.

"Here he is!" he exclaimed. "Good as new!"

"Ted!" Bill's voice had a touch of bewilderment to it as he took the baby in his own arms. He had known Ted pretty much all his life but Bill had never known that his best friend knew how to change a baby's diaper! "How did you know how to do that?"

Ted grinned and swatted his hand to the side in modesty, slipping his other hand in his shorts pocket as he smiled at the ground before looking back up at Bill. 

“Aw, my dad had me help out with Deacon when he was a baby”, he explained. “You know, I can’t believe I remember how to do that.”

Silence followed as little Keanu slowly fell asleep in Bill’s arms. 

***

A few minutes later Bill and Ted were walking out of Bill’s kitchen, a can of Coke in each of their hands. Bill sighed as Ted opened his soda, taking a drink.

“What’s wrong, Bill?” Ted asked.

“Nothing”, Bill replied as the two teens sat on the couch. “I just think it sucks that we won’t be able to have any fun this summer.”

“What are you talking about?” Ted asked with a positive smile. “Taking care of a baby could be fun.”

“How?” Bill wondered out loud.

“Hmmm…” Ted tapped his chin as he looked up at the ceiling, trying to think. “It could be like playing house!” he said after a moment. “One of us can be the mom and the other can be the dad.”

At his best friend’s response Bill laughed out loud. 

“No way!” the curly blonde cried out. “No way am I putting on any of Missy’s clothes!”

At this Ted laughed too. “That’s not what I mean”, he said.

Bill opened his own Coke and sipped thoughtfully in silence for a few minutes. The images of him and Ted playing with little baby Keanu, and taking turns feeding him, changing him, and rocking him to sleep slowly entered his mind.

“Yeah”, Bill finally said with a small smile. “I guess it could be fun and besides, the little dude is totally cute.”

Ted nodded in agreement. “I know. Believe me Bill, this summer will go by in no time.”

“Or”, Bill quickly added, a better idea coming to mind. “We do so well at taking care of the baby that Rufus lets us off the hook early!”

“Hey yeah!” Now Ted was even more excited, his smiling having grown bigger.

“Then let’s do it!” Bill exclaimed, lifting his soda can. “To being the best parents a kid ever had!”

Ted lifted his own can. “And to the most rockin summer ever!” he added.

And with the sound of the two cans hitting together, it was official.

[6lostgirl6]

Yandere Bill and Ted? Please, with extra sprinkles on top. Maybe with black reader.

Yandere!Bill & Ted With Black!Reader HCs

TW: Yandere Trope, Stalking, Kidnapping, Cursing

Bill S Preston Esquire 

Bill would be classified as an overprotective yandere. 

In order for Bill to have a crush on you it would be if you were nice to him and/or helped him with something he was struggling with. 

Then, he’s hooked. 

Unlike Ted, Bill would actually be engaging with you and try to learn more about you in a direct way. 

He would slowly start becoming friends with you but after a while he would need more. 

Again, he's a protective yandere and if you were being bullied, he would already be throwing his fists to defend you. 

Would that result in him getting his ass kicked? Probably, but he still tries and he had won a couple. 

Don't underestimate his strength, he definitely has some.

For months he has planned on kidnapping you after what happened at school but given his living situation, it would be impossible. 

As long as nothing major happens, Bill is content with waiting until he can get his own apartment. 

There are times when Bill would need Ted's help with planning on kidnapping you and he trusts his best friend to keep it a secret. 

When Bill finally takes you, he prefers to have you cuffed instead of ropes because you managed to almost escape because he thought double-knotting was enough. 

When it comes to punishments, the worst Bill would ever do would be removing your privileges to listen to music or watch television. 

When you finally adapt to the relationship, Bill would be an amazing boyfriend.

He could constantly make you laugh and play some of his favorite albums for you. 

He's not very big on PDA but since he doesn't let you leave anyway, there's nothing for him to worry about. 

His favorite place to kiss you would be your forehead and cheek.

Ted Theodore Logan

I classify Ted as being an obsessive yandere.

When he first saw you as a new student at San Dimas, he was immediately harboring a massive crush on you. 

However, in comparison to Bill, Ted would be more shy in approaching you and engaging in a conversation. 

This is where stalking would come into play and he really doesn’t play when it comes to finding out anything about you. 

If he owned a camera, he would take pictures of you from a distance and have them hidden somewhere in his room so his dad doesn’t find them. If he was ever caught, Ted doesn’t even want to imagine it.

Furthermore, Ted is not against sneaking love letters into your locker to proclaim how gorgeous you were and how much he thought about you.

Don’t ever ask him how much though, he literally thinks about you all the time and it’s extremely unhealthy where his grades were starting to slip because he was too busy imagining a life with you. 

One time he wasn’t paying attention and wrote both of your initials on his math test and it took almost a whole eraser to erase it from how hard he had the lead pressed against the paper. 

If something were to happen to you involving bullying, Ted would find a way to make sure that person was incredibly injured or better, dead.

He would need Bill’s help though because he wouldn’t be able to do it on his own and he knows his best friend wouldn’t tattle because Bill has been feeling the same way about his own crush!

Unfortunately, due to his living situation with literally living with his father being a police officer he would be unable to kidnap you. 

However, the time where he gets an apartment would be your downfall. He would not hesitate to kidnap you in order to have you to himself. 

One time you managed to escape because Ted didn’t tighten the ropes very well and one time he tied the rope like you would a shoelace. Please, help him. 

Ted doesn’t like giving punishments and he honestly doesn’t know how to do so. The only thing he would do to ‘punish’ you would be to strip you from your favorite snacks or something. 

In a relationship with him, he would be the sweetest yandere. 

Always complimenting you and playing some songs for you, even if it wasn't really that good but the sentiment was still there!

He’s extremely affectionate and loves kissing you and will kiss you anywhere.

His favorite place to kiss you are your lips and neck, he just finds you so attractive that he can’t help it. 

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[ghoastixx]

Hi hun, u probably don't remember me but thats fine :p

Bill s Preston esquire with his s/o who meets Marko and his s/o?

Nothing specific, wanna see how it would go down :0

Y/n is confused asf but not complaining

Ig gender neutral s/o

HAPPY NEW YEARS BABES 💗💗💗💗💗💋

Hello darling,

Of course I remember you. I haven’t wrote anything in a while and for that I apologize, I’m very glad to see you back in my inbox. Happy new year babes ♥️

Marko’s S/O meeting Bill’s S/O

It was a normal night in Santa Carla, the moon shining brightly over the warm ocean water. The water in Santa Carla always seemed to warm up at night. The group of vampires were out stalking the board walk as they usually did. Marko and his s/o had been separated from the group, deciding to pop into somewhere to get some food.

“Will that be all sir?” The cashier asked, you could tell from his eyes that his minimum wage was NOT paying off.

“Can we get-“

“Marko.” Marko looked over to his s/o, they were pointing at a group of people sitting alone at a table eating.

“Actually cancel that.” Marko started walking towards them, their s/o following close behind him.

“Hey.” The teenage boy at the table looked up, he went pale.

“Wow dude, radical hair! You kinda look like me!”

“You look like me, just lamer.” Marko shot back. His s/o hit him.

“Be nice!” The other person at the table looked up,

“Hey, you look like me too. This is weird bro.” Marko’s s/o sat down next to them.

“My name is Y/n, nice to meet you.” The other person laughed nervously.

“My name is also Y/n-“

“Wow this is so weird :0!”

Marko sat down, eyeing them up like a wolf would a rabbit.

“You two from around here, I don’t remember ever seeing you before.” The teenage boy spoke.

“Nah man, we’re here for a gig for our band. We’re the Wild Stalyns!! I’m here with my friend Ted and my lovely significant other Y/N. I’m Bill S. Preseton…Esquire!” Y/n laughed a bit. Marko’s Y/n shook his hand.

“I’m Marko, a local. It’s really weird that you look like me man.”

“Yeah! Even the y/n’s look the same. Killer jacket dude!”

“Thanks dude!”

“Oh my god there’s two of them now-“

“What the shit.”

[arickaandherfictionalothers]

In another life…

(Modern!Aricka x Bill S Preston, Esquire)

(Thanks Dori (@yeehawselfshipping) for helping me with Bill’s dialogue-!)

It had been two weeks since Bill and Ted’s most excellent time traveling adventure. Ted was able to stay in school at San Dimas with Bill, but the latter was working through a most confusing issue- he missed his princess. Joanna had come to the future with Rufus to be with Ted, but their time traveling mentor had said that Bill’s future was in the present- whatever that meant. Currently; he was at the library, looking for a book to potentially lose himself in for a while. Maybe a new hobby would take his mind off of the most beautiful princess he’d ever seen.

“Beg your pardon, shining knight.. may I interest you in this one?” He was pulled from his thoughts by a voice to his left- and that was funny; did the voice call him a shining knight? Cause that’s what his princess had called him. “It’s about a knight traveling back in time to save his beloved princess when it turns out the girl of his was in the future with him all along. It’s called Once Upon a Time Traveler.”

"Whoa cool! That almost sounds like what happened to...." he looks up at the girl, "me..." He takes in her features, realizing, "No way... Aricka?"

The girl- Aricka- tilts her head questioningly. “Yeah? We’ve been in the same classes since kindergarten. I’m surprised you know my name. You’re Bill S Preston, Esquire right? And your friend is Ted Theodore Logan, and together you’re,”’and she does the air guitar motion, “Wyld Stallyns?”

Not only did she know his name, but she knew Ted, AND she knew that he was in a band-?! "Yeah! We are Wyld Stallyns! How did you know? We aren't even famous yet."

She giggles; and the sound was like a most perfect melody. “Just a guess. That and you sometimes sit by my lunch table- I can hear you talk about it. It sounds most splendid. Do you like medieval times too?” He nods, turning to fully face her, elaborating,

"Most definitely! Ever since Ted and I went there, it's become one of my favorite time periods."

Aricka tilts her head. “Went there-?”

He waffles for a minute, “The history book was so interesting if felt like we actually went there.”

Aricka stares at him for a moment, but then she says, “Once upon a time traveler is my favorite book currently… but I also really love grimm’s fairy tales.”

"Grimm's fairy tales?" he thinks for a second, "Oh yeah. I think my english teacher's mentioned those dudes before."

Aricka nods her head, “Yeah, Cinderella. Snow White. It’s where we get so many of our Disney movies.” Aricka blushed. “A bit childish but it’s a comfort.”

Bill nods, “That's cool. Disney movies can be most comforting." He was fond of “The Goofy Movie,” himself.

“Do you have a favorite book?” Aricka asks; and he then notices the stack of books she was carrying. She was a bookworm, then. He could dig that. Smart girls were cute.

"Uh, not really. But that time traveller book you mentioned seemed pretty neat." Her eyes lit up; and she hands him her copy, saying,

“Go ahead and take it, I’ve read it twice already.”

"Thanks, babe," he takes the book, his hands brushing hers slightly, "That is most generous of you." An electric shock went through his arm at her touch, and a feeling of warmth was left behind as he pulled the book closer to him.

Aricka felt a strange feeling of dejavu when he touched her hand, and she blushed at his compliment. “Just wanting to inspire a new reader,” she says softly. “Maybe it’s something Ted would like too? Give it to him when you’re done. I’m okay loaning my personal copy.”

“Your personal copy-? Oh babe, that’s way generous, and most kind of you. I totally insist on finding a way to repay the favor.”

She giggles, and he noticed that her face had a pink tinge now. She ducks her head, and looks back up; only a bit shyer now. “Maybe when Wyld Stallyns has their first gig, I could be in attendance?” He nods.

“Most definitely. Front row seat, babe. Also, I’ll walk you to your next class, if you want.”

“I want,” she agreed. “And maybe if you like, we could get together after school and we could read the book together?” Bill nods and holds the door to the library open as he says,

“Oh, babe. That sounds like a most excellent idea.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*time skip: two weeks after their first meeting*

“What did you think about the knight revealing his secret? I never see it coming.” It had been a few weeks since Aricka had first loaned Bill her copy of Once Upon a Time Traveler. Bill had been hooked from the first page, and he had only put it down to eat; sleep; or attempt to pay attention in class.

Paying attention was easier if Aricka and Ted and Dori were in the same classes with him; he discovered. They helped him focus better.

"It was a most excellent twist. I was hoping the dude was gonna tell the princess eventually." Aricka smiles; a wistful sigh escaping her.

“Brigham and Annalise are the cutest couple I’ve ever read about…” she sighs, her smile fading to a frown. He noticed, however, and nudged her arm.

"What is it?" She shrugs.

“Guess I always dreamed about finding my own Brigham. Someone who traveled through time itself to find me. Who risked returning to his own time to be with me.”

Bill thinks for a moment, making a decision to tell Aricka the truth, "Well... you're in luck, babe. Cause I'VE traveled through time!"

Aricka’s eyes snap up to him. “Wha- really?! What was it like? Did you- did you actually meet a princess? Was that the REAL ABRAHAM LINCOLN at your presentation-?!”

Her questions were expected, and he was ready to answer all of them, "It totally was the real Abe Lincoln, babe! And it just so happens that me and Ted did get a chance to meet some beautiful princesses. We tried to save them from getting married to these two royal ugly dudes, but we ended up almost getting beheaded. It was a most terrible turn in our adventure. But, luckily, our two historical friends rescued us and we were able to go and get more historical figures and finish our report."

“Wow… I bet they were the most beautiful girls..” Aricka said. Knowing she could never compare to a real princess. It also explained the sudden appearance of Joanna; the new girl in school. “Did they talk all romantic and pretty?”

"Oh, their speech was most regal. But, y'know...” he taps his knuckles against the table they were sitting at, “you remind me of one of the princesses I met. You look a lot like her, and you kind of act like her too. Maybe she's your ancestor or something!"

Aricka’s face went scarlet at those words, covering her mouth and looking at the book in front of her.

Bill wished he could erase her insecurities from her mind, she was too beautiful to doubt herself.

“I- there’s no way I’m related to a genuine princess. That would make me in some way royal. I’m just a book nerd who hides in the back of the class. I’m not- a time traveling knight like you, Bill.” Aricka’s words slow as she says the last phrase, dots beginning to connect in her mind-

A girl in the future

A time traveling boy

A princess who tells the knight to open his heart to another

“Wait a minute….” She gently wiggled the book away from Bill, flipping to the pages of pictures.

“Annalise and her beloved knight Brigham… Annalise has short brown and and eyes as blue as sapphires. Brigham with his sunshine curls and piercing eyes, looking like a golden cherub.” Aricka looks at Bill. “What did your princess look like?”

"Uh, she had short brown...hair. And..." Bill looks at Aricka, "And blue eyes...." a smiles creeps up on his face, "There's no way!"

“… And the girl who waits for Brigham in the “future…” Aricka flips a few pages. “Aurora. Short, brown hair, bright blue eyes. Quiet, hides in the back of the class so she doesn’t gain the attention of bullies… but has a deep love of reading.” She sits back, her whole world rocked on its axis. “No way….” Aricka stares at the book, the book that had given her so much solace as a lone high schooler. “… it’s me,” she whispered. “I’m Aurora. Aren’t I.”

"You most definitely are. So that makes me Brigham."

“Most certainly…” she whispered. Still staring a hole through the book. Bill itched to reach out and hold her hand, an urge he’d been trying to hide for a while. He’d been developing a bit of a crush on Aricka for a while now, but he’d also been putting together what Rufus had been implying-

Aricka- his future- was in the present with him right now. He was supposed to find her here. Not in the past.

“Well, my princess,” he says with a teasing grin. “This is a most triumphant discovery.”

“It is…” Aricka says, smiling shyly at him, and then they both notice that their hands are brushing each other’s. They look up, and Bill notices that once again, the pink tinge is back on Aricka’s cheeks-

And he slides his hand under hers, flipping it over to intertwine their fingers, squeezing gently.

He leans forward…. So does she… Bill closes his eyes… she does too-

And then Ted and Dori burst into the library. “DUDES-!” Ted exclaimed. “I just was reading the book Aricka was talking about- dude she’s your PRINCESS-!”

Both Aricka and Bill jolt back at the interruption, and now Aricka’s face wasn’t just pink, but full on scarlet again. Bill sighs and scrubs his face. “Shut UP, Ted,” he says.

“Um…”’Dori pulls her brother back toward the door. “I think we barged in at a most uncomfortable moment, Ted. Apologies Bill.”

No offense to Dori, but Bill didn’t even hear them, he was already kneeling in front of Aricka, making sure she wasn’t too embarrassed. “You okay, princess?” He asks. She nods.

“I- I’m sorry if- if that felt so rushed-,” she whispered.

“What- you mean this-?” And he leans forward to kiss her cheek. She tilts her head at him. “What?”

“You missed, my knight.” The nickname felt right, to both of them.

“Apologies, princess. That was most rude of me. How can I ever be forgiven?” She giggles, flooding his ears with music, and she says,

“Like this,” and leans down to kiss him, properly.

He smiles, right against her lips, and puts his hand on the back of her neck, pulling her closer. She ends up falling into his lap, both of them giggling in surprise.

When she leans back, he brushes her hair from her face. “A most happy ending, wouldn’t you agree?” Aricka brushed her hand through his curls.

“No Bill. It’s not an ending.” He tilts his head this time. “It’s just the beginning.”

~~~~~~~~~~

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[transcodedcharacterstournament]

your seeding on your tournament whatever sucks

like you're pitting a lot of characters together in round 1 that should def not be until way later in the game and almost entirely only pinning characters from the same media against each other and it makes for a shit lineup and your tournament is gonna be heavily skewed and either frustrating or boring for everyone involved.

I originally wasn't going to put some of the characters against each other in the way that I did but I asked the voters what they wanted and they said to put them against each other so I did. Also, I put characters from the same media to give them a chance like let's say I put Gomez against Bill s preston esquire, Gomez would win immediately cause he's more popular/known so I wanted to give some of the characters a fighting chance

[partial-prints]

The best thing I’ve heard all week is when my brother was looking at my drawing of bill s preston esquire that was mostly done except his face and he asked if it was me.

Like no, but I wish

[ask-bill-s-preston-esquire]

it’s visually evident that i’ve come to the conclusion to return to this most excellent of blogs! send in your questions!

[ria-coolgirl]

Awesome 🤩

So I don’t know much about Bill and Ted but i like to think they really enjoy hearing Tammy ramble about like stuff she likes

I feel like she loves astronomy and history and will just ramble about stuff time to time getting side tracked while tutoring and they just sit there with stupid smiles on their face listening to her

Oh yes!! I've been thinking about this for sooo long and you're so right Romeo!!

Shes a dork and a nerd [like yours truly] and one moment she's teaching em history and the next she's rambling on about some of her favorite time periods and such whilst they're getting more knowledge and notes from her info-dumping about the Roman Empire and the Ancient Egyptians than they would with her reading from some book.

And oh my God listen to this girl ramble about aliens and monsters. She could go on for HOURS- and vampires. Do they really listen to half of what she's saying? Absolutely not. Are they too caught up in watching her and the way she smiles all big with her cute colorful braces displayed and fixing her glasses back in place when she's moving around, or when she shows off her scribbled doodles and notes from books she's read?

Hell yeah.

[6lostgirl6]

Hi! May I ask for a gn reader x Bill S Preston Esquire please? Bill surprises a space loving reader and takes them to stargaze in the desert (maybe there's a meteor shower or something?) and Bill decides to try and impress the reader with his space prowess (he went to the library and everything) by naming all the constellations he knows (there's not many because they're hard to pronounce but he knows Camelopardalis "the Space Giraffe") so he starts making up names. Cue to a lot of giggling, the reader joining in with made up constellations and maybe they scooch together a little closer (for warmth of course). If they end up holding hands or anything else, awesome. And Happy New Year!

Happy New Year, Liv!! I'm so sorry this is late but I hope you enjoy it regardless! ❤️

Starlit Night

Bill S Preston Esquire x G/n!Reader

TW: One curse word and tons of fluff

Ever since you were a child, you have always had an obsession with space. The cosmos of vast emptiness yet full of otherworldly planets with their own collections of shining stars creating unique shapes and patterns that have been around for more than a millennia. On your eleventh birthday, you were given your own telescope. Given that you would stare at the night sky from outside your window, trying to catch a glimpse of shapes that you've seen in science books and magazines.

Earlier this week, it was broadcasted that there would be a meteor shower that would occur on the weekend. You were beyond thrilled to finally have an opportunity to see such an amazing sight in a mere few days.

And you wanted to share that moment with your best friend, Bill. You were nervous to ask him, especially since you've harbored a crush on him for more than a few years.

However, you were not the only one nervous for this experience.

____

Bill was located in the library, eyes glancing over the words engraved in the spines of the alphabetically-organized books in the science section. Already, he was carrying at least three books while Ted, his best friend, followed him with a confused look as Bill placed some of the books into his arms.

"Are we doing a project?" Ted asked, watching him in confusion.

"No, my most excellent friend." Bill replied, grabbing another book. "I'm doing some last minute reading."

"What for?"

"For (y/n)!"

Another book was added into Ted's awaiting arms. The poor ravenette was practically carrying the size of a small child with how much books he was carrying.

"(Y/N)? Why would they want you to read for?" Ted asked.

Bill sighed before pausing to face Ted, "There's a meteor shower man, and I wanna impress them with smart space terms!"

"Oh," Ted glanced down for a moment before he was suddenly hit with an idea. "Why don't you take them to see the stars better?"

Bill thought about it before smiling, "Ted, you are the most bodacious genius I've ever met!"

Ted smiled wide, happy with the compliment.

"Maybe...I could take them to the desert! See the stars a lot better and impress them with my space terms and they'll fall for me!" Bill exclaimed, excited to finally prove to you that he was knowledgeable in your favorite subject and win your affections.

"Excellent!" They exclaimed, gesturing towards each other with a sweet air guitar before rushing to the librarian.

____

The day before the meteor shower, Bill had a ride to your house from his step-mother. God, he was still uncomfortable calling Missy that.

At your doorstep, he hesitated a little bit, slightly worried that you would reject going with him. You might want to go see it alone instead. However, he swallowed down his fear and rang the door bell.

After a few moments, the door opened and he stiffled the gasp that wanted to slip from his lungs. God, you were so pretty, giving him one of your bright smiles at the sight of him. He could never get used to seeing you.

"Hey, Bill!" You greeted happily before stepping out and closing the door for a little more privacy. "What brings you here?"

"H-Hey, (Y/N.)" He replied, his cheeks reddening a little bit. "Have you heard about the most excellent meteor shower happening this weekend?"

Damn, he was an idiot. Of course, you would know about it.

"Oh yeah, I have!" You replied.

"I wanted to see-"

"I was gonna ask you-"

You both chuckled, a little embarrassed at cutting each other off as Bill nervously messed with his curly hair.

"You go first." You offered, leaning your shoulder against the wall without tearing your gaze away from his own.

"Um, I wanted to see if you would go with me." He said, shuffling a little. "Check out the most bodacious stars with you would be most excellent!"

Your eyes widened slightly, feeling the warmth of blood rushing to your face. Bill wanted to see the meteor shower with you too! The nervousness you felt earlier settled down a little as you regained your composure.

"I would love that! I was just about to ask you the same thing!" You replied, "What a coincidence!"

Bill felt his heart flutter inside his chest as he returned the smile, "Excellent...I'll pick you up okay?"

"Sounds good, Bill! I'm so excited!" You exclaimed, straightening yourself up.

"Me too..." He replied softly.

The sudden sound of the car horn pulled him away from the moment and he hesitated as he started making his way back to the car.

Without thinking, he said one final thing before getting nervous and rushing to the car. Something that made your heart skip a beat.

"It's a date."

____

It was the night of the meteor shower and the ride to the desert located a little further out from San Dimas with Bill was comfortable, full of laughter and excellent music. However, the butterflies in both your stomachs reminded you both of your hidden feelings you had for one another. 

Currently, you were both getting your spot set up among the highest peak of the desert you could reach with a guaranteed view of the falling meteors that was broadcasted to appear in just a mere moment. Your spot was absolutely perfect with you both dressed warmly against the cool breeze of the night air. You both were surrounded by fluffy blankets and pillows with plastic bag from the Circle K full of your favorite snacks and drinks. 

You both sat down and took a moment to look at the night sky full of bright stars. Bill took a moment before deciding to use his most excellent space terms. 

“Um-” You glanced towards him, intrigued. “That’s the uh Camelopardalis.” He said, pointing towards a random spot towards the night sky. 

You giggled before looking at where he was pointing towards. His pronunciation was a little off but you were touched with how he was trying to understand your love for space. Therefore, you decided not to give him a hard time.

“That’s right! It’s known as the Space Giraffe!” You replied before looking towards another spot before pointing towards it. “And that’s the Ursa Major!”

Bill didn’t reply as he tried to remember more of the constellations that he studied, however his mind was coming up completely blank. He panicked for a second before blurting the first thing that came to mind.

“That’s the uh Stupendous Maximus!” He exclaimed, pointing towards a random star in the sky. 

Dang, he totally screwed this up! You’re gonna think he was stupid!

You smiled before scooting a little closer, your arm grazing against his which made a blush appear upon his face. “That’s my favorite constellation.” 

Bill turned towards you and slowly returned the smile. He understood what you were trying to do and he started to fall for you even more. He didn’t think that was possible but he just learned something new. 

“Me too.” He replied, voice soft. 

After a few moments and a little bit of bravery, he scooted closer to you and rested his hand against your own, your fingers slightly lacing with one another. 

You flinched a little and glanced towards his hand. You felt the warmth flood your cheeks and brought your eyes up, noticing that he was already looking in your direction. 

Suddenly, a slight flashing flooded your vision, bringing you both to look towards the direction and found yourself flooded with excitement. The meteor shower had just begun, filling the night sky with streaks of bright white lights. 

You smiled and leaned against Bill’s shoulder with him resting his own against your head. 

This was perfect and you wouldn’t have it any other way sitting here tonight with your crush that brought you both closer than ever. 

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[ar-agon]

Hi! Could I please request a Lost Boys/Bill and Ted fic please? :)

Note: I’m sorry it took so long, life has been busy and my brain had come up with a lot of ideas for this prompt but I hope you like the one that I decided on. It has also kind of got away from me. So, be prepared for part two soon. -Ar

Beach Day

Summary: It just started as a regular beach day. That was before you lost your friends, Bill and Ted on the boardwalk. In your search for them, you came across a group of punks, one of them seemed to wear the face of one of your boys. 

Length: 2245

Santa Carla, the town’s name shouldn’t be able to spark fear into someone but living in California and hearing the stories of what goes on in that town. Well it was no wonder why they called it the Murder Capital of the World. So, of course your friends, Bill and Ted, would choose to go to such a place to go to the beach. They had come to you at the crack of dawn begging you to take them with the promise of paying for gas. It was hard to say no to them, you had been friends for a long time and they knew all the buttons to press to get you to agree. With a sigh had agreed, more so because you hadn’t gotten out of San Dimas for a long time and wanted at least some adventure. You had also heard that Santa Carla had a really nice boardwalk. It was the staying late part that you weren’t sure about but Bill and Ted promised that it would be worth it. Bill even commented that they would keep you safe. Always the knight in shining armor. That’s how you ended up driving the next day at the crack of dawn. Car packed with beach essentials and a cooler filled with food that Bill was already munching on.

“Why Santa Carla of all places?” you asked as San Dimas vanished in the rearview. 

“It was the first place we thought of,” Bill answered. 

“You do know that it’s called the Murder Capital of the World right?” The boys share a look before looking back at you, “you did know that right?” you asked again in disbelief. 

Ted shook his head, “we just looked for the nearest beach, babe.”

“And my dad said that this one has a really cool boardwalk,” Bill added.

“I can’t believe… actually I can,” you sigh, “I’m sure we’ll be fine. As long as we stick together and don’t stay out too late.” 

They agreed quickly. 

“Are we there yet?” Bill asked, nudging you as he leaned forward from the back seat to get a closer look. 

“Not yet,” you tell him as he manages to maneuver himself into the front seat. It was a wonder how he hadn’t hit either you or Ted with all the squirming he had to do. He grinned proudly at you as he sat down in the passenger seat, “I hate to admit but that was… rather impressive.”

“I know,” he winked as he ripped his air guitar. You could see Ted joining in as well. Shaking your head fondly at the pair as you continued your drive to Santa Carla. The rest of the drive was filled with the boys singing to the radio and snacks being passed around. The two hour drive had passed by quickly and before you knew it you were passing the sign for Santa Carla. Bill had leaned out the window watching as the car passed by all sorts of people. He grinned as he sat back down in his seat.

Ted had scrunched up his nose the moment Bill had rolled down the window, “what is that smell?” 

You laughed and looked back at him through the rearview, “that’s the ocean my dude.”

“Yeah, Ted,” Bill agreed with a laugh. 

“Shut up Bill.” 

“Guys,” you spoke up before they could start pushing each other, “look.” You nod your head forward to the boardwalk that just came into view.

“Wow, wicked,” Ted muttered.

“Told you it would be worth it dude,” Bill added.

The moment you had parked the car Bill and Ted raced out of the car and began to rummage through the trunk. You slipped out carefully rounding the car to watch them. They started to pull out the bags that held the swimsuits. Ted was the one that slung it over his shoulder while Bill excitedly took your hand and began to pull you towards the beach. 

“Did you remember sunscreen?” you asked as you willingly let Bill lead you around. It was pointless in resisting, he would just throw you a pair of puppy dog eyes. The ones that you could never resist and he knew it too.

“I’m sure it’s in there somewhere,” Ted shrugged. That made you doubt that they remembered it. It was probably still on the kitchen counter. 

“I made sure he put it in there for you, babe,” Bill spoke up as you finally made it to the beach. You had skipped the boardwalk for now, the beach had been the main attraction the boy wanted to go to. Anyway, you heard the boardwalk was better when it was darker outside. You had agreed to explore the boardwalk just after the sunset for a couple hours before heading home. That was the plan and hopefully they would be able to stick with it. Though you have known the boys for a while now, since middle school, so it might actually be very unlikely that it goes just the way you wanted it to. 

You hadn’t planned to go into the ocean, really you just wanted to watch the pair and read the book you had packed. Even so, Bill made sure that you had switched out of your normal clothes and into your bathing suit.

“Just in case,” he stated with a grin. 

After that it didn’t take long for them to pull you away from your book and into the cool salty water. You should have known that you would spend the majority of your time here splashing about and swimming away from the two boys as they tried to dunk you underneath the waves. Though you did manage to lay back against your towel and air dry out before you, Ted was begging to go get some food. Even if you did still have some snacks in the cooler. That wasn’t enough for them, they wanted greasy food. Canvinal food. So, as a compromise you told them that you would get the food if they started to pack the stuff back in the car. The plan was to meet back up at the tables just a little away from the boardwalk after they were done. When they had agreed you split up. One thing you guys said you wouldn’t do when it is dark but you reckoned that you had enough time to grab food before the sun set. 

Oh, how wrong you were. You had been waiting at the table for about half an hour, the sun long had set before you realized that the boys weren’t coming. That was how you ended up on the crowded boardwalk looking for Bill and Ted. To be fair Ted was probably the easiest one out of the two to spot but in a crowd like this it seemed impossible. You were just about to give up your search and head to the car when you spotted Bill. The stress almost immediately slipped out of your body as you ran over to him.

“Bill, I thought we said that we would be up at the table,” you rushed out. 

“I think you got me mistaken for someone else, sweetheart,” Bill said, no not Bill. The boy might have looked like your friend but he didn’t talk like him and he definitely did not dress like him. Minus the crop top of course. 

“Oh, um… sorry you just look like a friend of mine,” you blushed as you took him and the three other boys around him. One word came to your head when you took in their appearance, punks, “I should go, I’m sorry.”

“We could lend a hand in trying to find your friend. You got me curious in what he looks like,” Not Bill said.

“No, it’s really okay. I was just about to go to our car and wait for them.”

“Aw, come on babe. You’re going to miss out on all the fun,” one of the other boys said. This one was wearing skin tight white pants and a mesh shirt. 

You sighed, maybe just maybe a few more pairs of eyes wouldn’t be a bad idea in finding Bill and Ted. Also, exploring the boardwalk did sound fun. You didn’t think you could trust these boys but so far all they have done is offer you help, “okay, I could use the help. Ted will probably be the easiest to spot. He’s about this tall,” you reach your hand to indicate how tall he was, “he’s got longish brown hair. If you see anyone do air guitar it’s probably them too.” You explained hoping that that would help them be able to spot him. The punks nodded as they listened to your description.

“And the one that looks like Marko?” the icy eyes of this punk caused a shiver to go through you.

“He um… he has shorter hair but it's still curly. Same general features of course,” you waved blushing out of embarrassment in having to describe Bill to someone that looked very similar to him. Once you finished explaining as best you could, the group of boys started to lead you down the boardwalk to more of the popular attractions. 

“What?” you question as you pull your eyes away from a crowd.

“So is this friend of yours, is he handsome?” Not Bill, or Marko asked with a grin as he walked next to you. You guys had been walking around the boardwalk for about an hour looking for your friends. You started with the rides and made your way to the games. You couldn’t fault yourself for riding some with Marko and Paul, that’s what you had come for. You still made sure to keep an eye out for your boys but you had come there to have fun. Which the punks were seemingly happy to supply. 

Marko nudged you as he came up to walk beside you.

“The one that looks like me. Do you think he’s handsome?”

“Do you really just want to know if I find you attractive?” 

Marko had the decency to look slightly offended at the question but soon one of his friends, Paul, you had learned all their names at some point during your search. Other than Dwayne’s who had pulled you to some gaming booth that was seemingly popular and introduced himself personally to you, started to laugh, “he totally is babe,” he grinned. 

“Shut up, Paul,” Marko grumbled. The interaction between the two seemed almost vaguely familiar to that of Bill and Ted. You couldn’t help the silent laugh that spilled out.  it was clear to you that each of the boys in this group had different personalities that seem to fit well with each other. Paul and Marko just seemed to be more like Bill and Ted than you were expecting.

“It’s nothing, they just remind me of Bill and Ted so much,” you stated a light blush dusting your cheeks. 

“What’s so funny, huh?,” David, the leader of the group asked.

Before Marko or Paul could defend themselves, you heard someone call your name from across the boardwalk. A large grin took over your face once you turned to see who it was, Bill was waving his hand along with Ted on the other side of the crowd. Seems like they had found you before you had found them. 

“Bill! Ted!” you called as you ran over to the pair. You were quickly pulled into a group hug once you got close, “where were you guys? I looked everywhere for you.”

They pulled back and looked at you sheepishly, “we got distracted by the lights and ended up at the games,” Bill explained, “but I won you this.” He held out a stuffed teddy bear making you smile.

“Awe, I love him. Thank you,” you kissed his cheek and held tightly to the bear, “but next time please meet me where we had planned. You guys gave me a heart attack.”

“Sorry,” they both muttered. They looked behind you and stared wide eyed. You had forgotten the group that was probably still behind you. 

“Ah, right. Bill, Ted, these guys were helping try and find you. David, Dwayne, Paul and Marko,” you introduced them. 

“That guy looks like you Bill,” Ted stated, staring between the two with a dumbfounded look on his face. 

“I don’t see it,” Marko said, crossing his arms over his chest.

Bill nodded, “yeah, I don't know what you’re talking about Ted.”

“You two are unbelievable,” you mutter. 

“Awe, come on sweetheart. I’m much more attractive than him,” Marko winked, making you blush.

“I say it’s a tie,” you teased though you stayed standing next to Bill, who wrapped a protective arm around you.

“So, you do think he’s attractive,” Paul grinned.

“Um… I… maybe,” you stumbled on your words. 

“Well, we haven’t yet explored the rest of the boardwalk. Care to join us?” it was David who asked this with a wicked grin on his face. Bill and Ted agreed while you were hesitant. They were nice and fun to be around while you were looking for your boys but something in the air had seemed to change and you didn’t like it. You gripped your teddy bear tighter.

“Come on, babe,” Bill grabbed your hand and pulled you into the group. So, much for going home before it got too late. You sighed and joined the party, maybe it won’t be too bad.